Etsy is a strange place, filled with terror and wonder. And earlier tonight I risked my sanity by going to Etsy to search for Cthulhu.
Why? For you, dear reader…
So here you go. Something you never thought you’d need. The nine best Cthulhu-related items currently on Etsy. Happy shopping!
1) Meatspider Cthulhu Idol v202
Cthulhu of Willendorf
2) Cthulhu with Jayne Cobb’s hat
For the Browncoat in your life. With bonus secret compartment.
Giclée Print of Original Painting by Jason Brammer
4) Box of Miniature H. P. Lovecraft Books
Say, is that a tiny copy of Unaussprechlichen Kulten you’re reading?
We can’t stop here, this is octopus country!
6) Don Cthulhu
The Call of La Mancha!
7) OOAK Steampunk Cthulhu Pocket Watch
Is it time for the stars to be right?
8) Cthulhu HP Lovecraft small sized PROP radio
You’re listening to KTLU, Radio R’lyeh…
9) Standing Santa Cthulhu Figurine
The horror! The horror!